Last night The Roast Of Justin Bieber aired on Comedy Central and it was hilarious! It was hosted by funny man Kevin Hart and it featured Martha Stewart, Snoop Dogg, Jeff Ross, Pete Davidson, Ludacris, Shaq and Natasha Leggero.
Now, for anyone who hasn’t watched it yet let me give you a quick recap. Kevin Hart, Natasha Leggero, Pete Davidson and Martha Stewart were definitely the funniest. You would never think or imagine Martha saying some of the things that came out of her mouth, and it was great!
Check out some of the funniest jokes from last night, courtesy of Just Jared!
Jeff Ross: “Selena Gomez wanted to be here, but she’s dating men now.”
Will Ferrell (dressed as Ron Burgundy): “He’s a man. A full-grown man who works and loves and makes things with his hands. A man who sings songs for 9-year-olds and cuts his hair like a gay figure skater.”
Will Ferrell: “This kid has spunk, moxie, and a few other STDs.”
Hannibal Buress: “They say that you roast the ones you love, but I don’t like you at all, man. I’m just here because it’s a real good opportunity for me.”
Shaquille O’Neal: “Justin, as a father of six you have to straighten up, son. Last year, you were ranked the fifth most hated person of all time. Kim Jong-Un didn’t rank that low. And he uses your music to torture people.”
Snoop Dogg: “You bought a monkey! I mean, that monkey was more embarrassed than the one that started the AIDS epidemic.”
Ludacris: “Justin Bieber wants to be black so bad, he’s actually seen Kevin Hart’s movies in theaters.”
Pete Davidson: “I lost my dad in 9/11 and I’ve always regretted growing up without a dad. Until I met your dad, Justin.”
Natasha Leggero on Kevin Hart: “Kevin’s gonna be on the next season of Game of Thrones. He’s playing Peter Dinklage’s shadow”
Kevin Hart: “Justin has fans in middle school or staying 500 feet away from one.”
Justin on his roast: “What do you get when you give a teenager $200 million? A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours.”